Would You Rather

Would you rather. It's a common game, but if you dont know how to play it, here is an example:

Member 1: Would you rather be a cat or a dog?
Member 2: I would be a dog. - Would you rather run on shards of glass barefoot or run on needles barefoot?

So, to start, use Member 2's question.

Shards of glass. They just kinda seem less painful. Just slightly. o.e
Would you rather eat a cat or a dog?

.... a dog.... :*(

Would you rather the only noise you could make be meow or bark? :3

Meow "Meow"
WYR Kill a elephant or eat one

Spoiler:

 

Kill an elephant. D*: But only because I don't want to eat one. DDDDDD:

Would you rather kill a baby or kill the president? D:<

The president...

WYR Be rich with no friends or poor with tons of friends?

Depends how poor... but poor with tons of friends I guess :D

Would you rather be immortal or mortal? xD

Mortal.

WYR wear underwear on your head everyday to school or wear bras on your head everyday to school?

Bras on my head. O-o

Would you rather have a pet unicorn or pegasus?

Pegasus! They can fly. c=

Would you rather have a pet cat or baby tiger?

Pet cat. I doubt I could handle a tiger. :3

Would you rather meet the love of your life and then s/he DIES in a car crash, and YOU were driving?
Or would you rather be abused (I will not specify how badly) in every relationship you entered?

Abused. I won't say why.

Would you rather kill your family, or marry someone you hate?

Marry someone I hate, murder is worst.

Would you rather kill a baby penguin, or get killed by an alligator?

Kill a baby penguin.
It's complicated. I need to get experience in that sort of stuff, since I want a career in police work.
But I would avoid violence if possible.

Would you rather be able to talk to all animals or read all human minds?

Human minds. I have no us for talking to animals, I apparently can speak cat. My aunt's cat will forever hate me.

Would you rather the be able to breath underwater, or fly?

Breathe underwater. It would be a sanctuary of a sort, and besides, I can always turn to lucid dreaming for flying.

Would you rather dye your skin dark blue or hot pink (for one day only)?

Hmmm.... dark blue. I would lie and say I'm a magic moon person! XD

Would you rather eat raw meat and risk disease or eat safe raw sushi for the rest of your life? o-o

Safe raw sushi. I'm a pescetarian, so I can't eat meat, but I can eat seafood.

Would you rather only be able to talk online by using emotes () or onl b abl 2 tlk nlin usng bd gramr n splln,

Bd gramr n splln.. Aargh that would be annoying but at least people would know what I'm trying to say.

Would you rather dive into a pool of lemon juice with paper cuts along your whole body, or stick a toothpick under eat toenail and smash your foot against a wall? (Ahh just typing this makes me feel gross... D:)

Lemon juice. I think it would be quicker. And it would make me tough.

Would you rather be blind or deaf? Nice and simple.

Hm.. Probably deaf. I love music, but not being able to see would be worse, I think. Maybe I'd eventually be able to read lips.

Would you rather have super strength or super speed? :3

Super speed, because why would you need to beat up the bad guys when you can just run away from them? O>O

Would you rather be able to breathe under water or talk to animals?

That's a hard one o-o I love swimming but love animals just the same.. Probably talk to animals. I'd rather have people think I'm psycho then be brought into a lab to be messed with xD

WYR have to wear your pants backwards for three days or make this face at everyone that looks at you for the next school day?

Make that face! I don't know if I could physically.... But everyone would know I was joking. Those who didn't probably don't like me anyway. ;)

Would you rather have loved and lost or never have loved at all?

Loved and lost. At least I'd know I can love.

Would you rather accidentally send a personal text message to someone you don't like, or lose all your electronics in a fire?

I would never be able to answer that question.